Procrastination, the fine art of mastering the tomorrow that never comes.

It’s the silent promise we make to ourselves that we’ll start that project right after this next episode… or maybe the one after that.

It’s the noble pursuit of doing absolutely everything except the one task we set out to do.

Procrastination is like a gym membership for your willpower, used with the same frequency and enthusiasm.

It’s the ‘I work better under pressure’ mantra that we tell ourselves as we ignore looming deadlines like they’re telemarketer calls.

It’s the creative process of finding 101 ways to do nothing, each more inventive than the last, like rearranging your entire bookshelf by color instead of finishing that report.

So, here’s to procrastination, the unsung hero that turns us all into amateur philosophers, pondering the meaning of life when we should be doing our taxes.

Because, as we all know, if good things come to those who wait, then surely greatness comes to those who procrastinate, right?

Speaking about procrastination, here is your own chance to rebel against any procrastination, when it comes to your relationships.